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fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

(via llamas-are-a-myth)

british people:better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans:yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via ruinedchildhood)

attention!

pasta5284:

the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news 

(via okaywork)

tropigalismo:

I NEED THIS AS MY RINGTONE

(Source: poseidonsass, via ruinedchildhood)

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

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“no.”

(Source: partybots, via thetravellingpineapple)

cut3panda:

imagine all the things I could do if my parents were rich…

(via llamas-are-a-myth)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via llamas-are-a-myth)

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